|Or better yet buy her Jockeys!|
Each of the oldest grandchildren have friends of the opposite sex. It just seem right that they exchange gifts but they have no idea WHAT to do. A serious gift says more than they want. A thoughtful gift can be misinterpreted. Then there is the money to be considered...they don't have any. Like your Aunt Fiona, the perfect gift just doesn't appear to be possible. So they made the decision to just buy a bad unwanted gifts to begin with. They did not even try to get it right and saved themselves a lot of time and grief. A girlfriend that hates pink got a huge bag of pink stuff. A boyfriend that thinks Snuggies are dumb and did not want a leopard print anything is getting...you guessed it...a leopard print Snuggies. You get the idea.
So Aunt Fiona wherever you are, you have pulled your last gift nightmare Christmas cheer heist. You are getting slippers from the "no return store". They are hot and will not stay on your feet. You are invited to donate the gift to a worthy charity. I am suggesting that your family give up!!!